'Be anxious for nothing..." ~Philippians 4:6

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

MORALLY, ETHICALLY, SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY...

Even when I was a little girl, I knew there was something extra special about my favorite movie. It is soooooooo much deeper than anyone can imagine. Know the difference between good and bad when you see it. Don't desire something so much that you fail to see and appreciate what you already have. When it comes to your life, don't just take somebody's word for something--make sure. By all means, celebrate and celebrate hard, but when you finish celebrating, don't get comfortable. Like Goliath had brothers, the Wicked Witch of the East had a bad-A sister who needed to be dealt with as well.

Dorothy : Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore! We must be over the rainbow! Now I - I know we're not in Kansas!
Glinda: Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Dorothy: Who, me? I - I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas.
Glinda: Oh! Well, is that the Witch?
Dorothy: Who, Toto? Toto's my dog.
Glinda: Well, I'm a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house, and here you are, and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East. And so, what the Munchkins want to know is - are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Dorothy: But I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all. Witches are old and ugly.
Munchkins: Giggling
Dorothy: What was that?
Glinda: The Munchkins. They're laughing because I am a witch. I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.
Dorothy: You are? I beg your pardon! But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.
Glinda: Only bad witches are ugly.
Glinda: The Munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East.
Dorothy: Oh. But - if you please, what are Munchkins?
Glinda: The little people who live in this land. It's Munchkinland, and you are their national heroine, my dear. It's all right - you may all come out and thank her. Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady, who fell from a star.
She fell from the sky, she fell very far and Kansas, she says, is the name of the star.
Munchkins: Kansas, she says, is the name of the star.
Glinda: She brings you good news. Or haven't you heard? When she fell out of Kansas A miracle occurred.
Dorothy: It really was no miracle. What happened was just this. The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
Munchkin: And oh, what happened then was rich!
Munchkins: The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch, Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch. The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. It landed on the Wicked Witch
in the middle of a ditch, which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the Wicked Witch.
Munchkin: We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly.
Munchkin: You've killed her so completely, that we thank you very sweetly.
Glinda
Glinda: Let the joyous news be spread, The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!Munchkins: Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!
Mayor: As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
Lawyer: But we've got to verify it legally, to seeMayor: To see?
Lawyer: If sheMayor :If she?Lawyer: Is morally, ethically
Minister: Spiritually, physically
Minister: Positively, absolutelyMunchkins: Undeniably and reliably DEAD.Coroner: As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.Mayor: Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants
Barrister: If any.
Mayor: Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
Now somebody bless God!....I love that movie!

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