Thursday, November 24, 2016

INBOX

For a second you have to remind your brain that the "Black Friday" sales notices and offers, flooding your inbox, have no important cultural significance that you're compelled, or bound to recognize. "Wait! Why are you deleting those? The email! It says Black Friday! That's for you! That's got you all over it! It's a color! You like color! You LOVE black! You ARE black! Open it! What if there's a strategy meeting, a ceremony, or singing involved?" 

*delete...delete...delete...delete...delete...delete*

Oh. Okay. THAT "Black". Economics. Marketing. Shopping. Okay. Carry on, Index Finger. My bad."

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